Buhari's Daughter Wedding Pictures

President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday 16-Dec-2016 gave out his daughter, Zahra Muhammadu Buhari, in marriage to Ahmed Indimi for 12 gold coins valued at N265,342.00. Ahmed is the son of oil magnate billionaire Mohammed Indimi.

We learned that the marriage was an arranged marriage between Buhari and his old friend billionaire, Mohammed Indimi who got his billions through the Niger Delta Oil. We at Gist Me Now wish them a happy married life and hope that Ahmed doesn't go for a second wife. 

 

Ahmed Indimi, the man in white agbada

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Black X-mas For Bayelsans

This is not the  2006 slasher film written and directed by Glen Morgan which tells the story of a group of sorority sisters who are stalked and murdered by the house's former inhabitants during a winter storm. The reality Bayelsan found themselves in, is more than a horror movie. Some still don't believe that the Bayelsa State government will at this time of the year dish out half salary to it worker especially the local government workers. This only portray the insensitivity of the Bayelsa State government toward Local Government workers and the Zombies of caretakers of the council who are hungry to do the governor's bidden. 

Despite the many month owed local government workers, the Government of Bayelsa are so parochial about their plight. What will a worker who receive #20,000 per month do with #10,000 this X-mas? A worker in Yenagoa local government council complain bitterly to one of our correspondent about the ill fated half of salary being dished out to them. According to him, his full salary is about #26,000 which could not even meet the need of his family now. "My problem now is not even what my children will wear on Xmas but what they will eat. My landlord his equally expecting me to pay my rent which expired two month ago"  he said.

Before now, the news circulating Bayelsa was that the government will pay two month salary to it worker both state and the local government council, as to enable them celebrate the X-mas. But with half of a salary, what can they do when the creditors this poor workers are in dept to, all want  a share out of the half salary. The caretakers of this Local Governments Council especially Yenagoa, cares less about their workers welfare and more about stupid projects which benefits the workers in no ways. The black X-mas experience 2016 will be dearly remembered by this poor civil servant.

It is high time Nigerian take to the street, our destiny lies with us and not the government. Let Vote For Positive Change a mist hungry and selfish politicians both in state and federal level.

 

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Pastor in Trouble Over Church Fund.

Living Faith Tabernacle Ministry witness a dramatic turn of events in one of its branches at Swali in Yenagoa, the capital city of Bayelsa State. The pastor of the church, known as pastor Gideon, who was conducting the day bible study (a weekly activity conducted every Tuesday) has said to have collapsed on receiving the news of the MMM crash through an SMS sent to his tablet which he was using as an electronic bible.

From what we gathered, the pastor has said to have invested the church building project fund in the Ponzi scheme, MMM.

As of when writing this, the said pastor Gideon has been suspended and his properties confiscated by the church authority pending when he will refund the church fund.

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Man collapse on the crash of MMM

The news of MMM crash as caused a man to collapse in Yenagoa the capital of Bayelsa state.
Upon revival at the bar where he was having a drink with friends along Green villa street, Biogbolo, the unknown man keep screaming; "hey, i am finish. I am finishoo i am finish. MMM agbuola mo". meaning MMM has killed me. Despite the friends and others around who tried all they could to calm him down, the man keep on crying aloud.
we later learned that he just provided help (PH) of N800,000 and was expecting to get help (GH) of N1.2million  before the scheme crashed

For those of you who don't know what MMM is all about, MMM is a Ponzi scheme an illegal or fradulent online investment scheme where the person or organization running it pays returns 30% to existing investors from capital paid into it by new investors, rather than profit actually earned by the  company itself.

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